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Cunt Pile 

A term in the restaurant industry referring to a ridiculously small tip, sometimes literally a pile of change.

A gratuity that is significantly less than what is expected by waiter.

A gratuity that is disproportionate to service rendered and grossly beneath the industry standard.
I thought I was gonna make some decent money tonight than table 53 leaves me a big cunt pile of change.

Hey cheap ass! With this cunt pile I can to go to med school in a third world country and study gross anatomy on a mother fucking goat.
Cunt Pile by Lisa Lawnchair June 22, 2008
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Pile of Cunt 

Despicable, thoroughly undesirable, a massive pain in balls
You can can fuck right off if you think I'm doing that project Rupert, it sounds like a right massive pile of cunt!

No, I'm not going to watch Hamlet performed in Modern dress with Benedict Cumberthatch it'll be a right steaming pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by Itsallgoodman December 23, 2016

Pile of cunt 

1. Utter rubbish, a worthless, and thoroughly useless item of equipment. 2. What your mate is when he has let you down, 3. Numerous lesbians stacked one on top of another
1. Don't use that soluble snorkle it's a right pile of cunt.
2. I don;t fucking believe it she was my fuck you massive pile of cunt.
3. Wooooooo man, look at that pile of cunt, mmmmmmmm.
Pile of cunt by Cheese Dish March 11, 2003

Pile of Cunt 

Anything that induces contempt, exasperation, fatigue and an all round general feeling of crappiness.
This assignment is a pile of cunt!
Pile of Cunt by J March 10, 2005
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