Cunt Cushion 

A male or female friend who acts as a shield against a woman to whom you're not attracted in the slightest.

Oh my god, that chick that's been staring at me all night is coming over to talk to me, but she's sooo not my type. Quick, I need you to be my cunt cushion!

Cunt Cushion by The Ent August 29, 2010

cuntcussion 

The inflammation, irritation, and/or the swelling of the vagina, usually as a direct result of vigorous coitus, otherwise known as "taking a pounding".

"Did you hear about Mary's new african american boyfriend Tron?"
"No, but i don't think the community would approve............."
"Yes i know... I've been talking to her and apparently she's been suffering through some substantial cuntcussions recently. The doctor told her to stay away from physical activity for two weeks"

cuntcussion by handj.o.b. May 17, 2010

cuntcussion 

literal or figurative blows to the head of a man, from a woman who wields a vagina as a weapon, that have the effect of knocking a man senseless

Poor Ted was never quite the same after Devin gave him that horrible cuntcussion in 2006.

cuntcussion by Tedamata April 27, 2007

Cuntcussion 

When you get hit so hard in your head, you can feel it in your cunt.

Drunk Boy: Man, I got hit so hard by that car, that I have a 'cuntcussion'

Clumsy girl: That pole hit me so hard in the head, that I think I have a 'cuntcussion'

Cuntcussion by SubLee June 16, 2023

Cuntcussion 

When you eat out too many girls in a short time frame, making yourself dizzy, you get a Cuntcussion

"Dude, why are you so dizzy?"
"I ate out 23 girls, so now I have a cuntcussion!"

Cuntcussion by CM24 December 12, 2013

Cuntcussion 

When a person fakes a concussion to get out of things and get special treatment.

“We all know you have a cuntcussion you played in the game last night and there is no such thing as a minor concussion. You hit your head get over it, I know it’ll be hard to get over that bump on your forehead but mentally your fine.”

Cuntcussion by Giddytitty07 January 10, 2020

cuntcussion 

Brain trauma from being pussywhipped too hard.

When she refused to let him go out with the guys for the third night in a row he suffered a serious cuntcussion.

cuntcussion by Hlalakar May 14, 2020