The art of oral sex performed on a woman. Used in the context of 1) Something a man does to a woman while waiting for the Viagra to kick in. 2) Something a man does under duress knowing if he doesn't, she won't perform oral on him. 3) Something a bitter and twisted wife gets her husband to do not telling him she's been fucked all day by her well-hung lover and he's now eating his cum. 4) Something a man does, not wanting his wife to know he has genital warts. 5) Something "confused" women do to each other so that, when the time comes, they can train their boyfriends how to do it right.
"I know we're in the chapel, my darling, but I need to perform cunnilingus on you to remove the taste of that disgusting communion wine from my mouth"
"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
"I can't believe your wife doesn't allow you to perform cunnilingus on her. She allowed me to do it yesterday"
by Doctor Phew August 14, 2011
In pop-up surveys about what language(s) we speak, there should be an entry if you feel you are "Cunnilingual"
by Midnight_Rider August 7, 2005
From Latin "lingua" (tongue) and "Cunni" (cunts cunnus being the singular version), a cunnilingual is someone who is proficient at attaching his tongue to a pussy.
by MinisterEvil September 10, 2014
by Anonymous May 5, 2003
A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.
"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."
by the79bomb October 7, 2009
"Shiit,JaMarcus she sucked me off in 4 different languages dawg"
"She got them Cunnilingual skills yo"
"She got them Cunnilingual skills yo"
by Psykrates September 21, 2021
kuhn-l-ing-gwuhl - (1) adjective - a man who accepts oral stimulation of his penis by women, and who returns the favor by licking vagina.
(1) advice - Being cunnilingual greatly increases your chances of getting a blow job (2) contextual - "I'm not into the 69 thing, baby; I'm not cunnilingual".
by groundworking January 26, 2009