the79bomb's definitions

Probama

Lacking the ability to think for oneself. A condition brought about by extended exposure to media propaganda resulting in a conditioned state of acceptance without prior rational qualification.

Accepting a promise of "Change" without first qualifying the specifics of the touted "changes" to determine desirability.

"Hey did you see that youtube video at the Obama rally? "None of those Probama sheeple could name one change he promised."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

NIB

A slang term used to refer to a girl you have recently slipped wood to for the first time - "New In (her) Box"

"So, how's it going with Cortney?"
"Yea, I NIB'd her last night."
"Gimme five."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Sakeittome

The proper way to order more Sake at a Japanese restaurant while subtly indicating to the waitress that she should probably not serve you any more alcohol.

"Would you boys like some more Sake?"
"Sakeittome Baby!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Pay homage to the porcelain altar

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

youbetchurass

Colloquialization of "You bet your ass" indicating that said event is so sure to occur that you can safely bet your own ass on the matter without worry. This is meant as a metaphor and implies no prejudice concerning the actual weight of said ass.

"Dude that chicks done nothing but stare at you all night. "You gonna ask her out?"

"Youbetchurass!"

by the79bomb October 7, 2009

cunnilingus

A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.

"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."

by the79bomb October 7, 2009