Definitions by the79bomb

cunnilingus 

A linguistic device of such cunning that all females are reduced to moans and squeals during it's application.

"You may be a masterdebator but I'm a cunninglinguist."
"You mean cunnilingus?"
"That's what she said."

cunnilingus by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Tunatongue 

That friend who never eats sushi but always has fish breath. Usually unattractive but never seems to have trouble with the ladies.

"How does Rudolfo do it. "That chick has bigger tits than the last 3 combined!"

"He's a tunatongue my friend".

Tunatongue by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Holy Moly

A variation on the Mexican "Mole" sauce. The phrase was coined to describe a Mole sauce which was so purely hot that it cleansed not only your bowels but your soul as well. However over time the meaning changed to mean simply a frightfully shocking occurrence.

"This salsa will burn it's way in and out!"
"Holy moly!"

Holy Moly by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Pay homage to the porcelain altar 

To take a really fat dump, pinch a loaf, or otherwise defecate in a porcelain receptacle.

"Dude, where ya going?"
"I must pay homage to the porcelain altar."

Pay homage to the porcelain altar by the79bomb October 7, 2009

NIB 

A slang term used to refer to a girl you have recently slipped wood to for the first time - "New In (her) Box"

"So, how's it going with Cortney?"
"Yea, I NIB'd her last night."
"Gimme five."

NIB by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Onmore

A person who is so stupid that they have taken the word moron to such an extreme that it flipped over.

Brainwashed spineless degenerate: "I really believe Obama's going to fix all my problems. I'm so glad I voted for him"

The working man realizing the only change is now everyone's as broke as the people who voted for him: "You're such an onmore - He's Fade from Dune you shitferbrains"

Onmore by the79bomb October 7, 2009

Probama 

Lacking the ability to think for oneself. A condition brought about by extended exposure to media propaganda resulting in a conditioned state of acceptance without prior rational qualification.

Accepting a promise of "Change" without first qualifying the specifics of the touted "changes" to determine desirability.

"Hey did you see that youtube video at the Obama rally? "None of those Probama sheeple could name one change he promised."

Probama by the79bomb October 7, 2009