masterdebate

Masterdebater (noun) - Another name for really good debaters. Not to be confused with "masterbater," although since most debaters are weird, nerds, and freaks, many of them are also masterbaters.

Andrew: hey alec - i masterdebated for 2 hours last night!

Alec: wow, i masturbated with my rabbit for 4 hours last night!

Andrew: what the fuck?!

by Wonster April 29, 2007

Masterdebating

Political rants you have to yourself and arguing with a non existent oposition where you always end up winning in your mind.

I was masterdebating about social injustice in the shower.

by literallymelody November 28, 2015

Masterdebator

One who has mastered debating skills.

The local politician proclaimed himself as a masterdebator for constantly winning debates against political opponents.

by Frank Palace January 08, 2012

masterdebating

when one or more males are contemplating whether or not to masturbate

I'm staying at my mom's this weekend but I know I am going to be masterdebating all night.

by mcspaceman June 29, 2010

Masterdebating

When one has to calm down an erection or is in a social situation where one is not appropriate. It also means to use imagery that is unappealing or unattractive in order to calm one's raging boner down to a level of social acceptance.

"Dude I was at this wedding and I popped a boner and had to think of my grandma in a bukkake video to calm it down. Nice masterdebating skills."

"I masterdebated yesterday during a job interview. What did you think of? I thought of Danny Donaduce in a speedo eating a chocolate covered banana."

by 101Dubzilla101 May 13, 2010

masterdebating

Being an expert (master) at (debating ). I first heard this phrase in mid-2025 on the telly programme, "South Park" -- specifically in the season 27 ep. 0 episode, titled "I Was Masterdebating Again," where Eric Cartman locked himself in the bathroom and was masterdebating with several college-aged women on his laptop computer whilst sitting on the shitbowl.

{Eric Cartman's mom}: Eric are you alright in there?
{Eric}: Yes I'm fine mom, I'm just in here masterdebating!

by Telephony2 September 10, 2025