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Cumstone 

A large mass of semen that has solidified in the testes due to extreme periods of time between ejaculations. A medical emergency, this occurrence causes immense pain upon expulsion from the glans. Not to be confused with "Cum Stone"
^^^SEE DEFINITION OF CUMSTONE^^^
Cumstone by Dr. Mathulous September 8, 2011

Cum stop drop 

The cum stop refers to the packed poo up a persons ass that comes from a solid anal sex session, the packed poo acts as a barrier that prevents all cum deposits from going up any further. When the person goes to take a shit for
the first time after the anal sex session the cum stop shit drops from their ass as they are going to sit on the toilet and before they get on toilet seat. This free falling shit is known as the cum stop drop.
Before I had even got to the toilet I knew the ‘Cum stop drop’ was always going to be happening, it was the perfect blend of poo and cum!!
Cum stop drop by mmb076 May 26, 2020

Cumstapated 

The inability to climax during sex, commonly caused by a high level of toxicity in the body.
We were going all night long and because i was so cumstapated, I just had to fake it.
Cumstapated by blingblongbling March 16, 2010

Cumstipation 

A back up of semen due to a voluntary or involuntary period of abstenance.
long distance relationships can give one a severe case of "cumstipation"
Cumstipation by Rarch August 21, 2008

cumsopper 

the undersized well manicured mustache that gay men have...they use it to sop up the cum that is left on the head of the cock
Woman : What is your opinion about Bruce? Do you think he is gay?

Man : That cumsopper is a dead giveaway baby.
cumsopper by Johnny Tats June 18, 2008

cumstipated 

it is like being constipated except, when you're cumstipated you are sexually aroused but cannot cum no matter what
Sandy gave me a blowjob but i was soo cumstipated that i couldn't cum on her face
cumstipated by roflcopter12192 June 13, 2009
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square grouper

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"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
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"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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