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1 A computer used almost exclusively for the purpose of porn/hentai. Categorized by being hidden under beds and possibly having light spots that look bleached, the cumsplooger is typically of an older model.

2 The term also refers to a computer so useless you might as well just keep porn images and gifs on it.
1. She refused to give me head, so I had to pull out the 'ol cumsplooger.
2. God that school computer only has a 500 GB hard drive and like 2 GB RAM. What a cumsplooger.
by Anorak24601 February 22, 2017
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Phrase meaning that a deceased cannot rest in peace until society changes due to the circumstances of a death.
People said rest in power for the unarmed man had been shot by the police.
by FooBarBiz October 12, 2017
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