the big bang was based on this cumshot, It was the cumshot of evolution, a cumshot so incredibly fast and hard hitting that the guy who shot it died instantly and it hit another man making him have a hole in his genitailia and that one man later gave birth to another man and we named him woahman
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).