Cumsequence

Typically used when a man has an orgasm due to stimulation by a partner.

Sam: Mary jerked me off so fast that I came on her face.

Edna: Well, she paid the cumsequence.

by Godddoghot April 10, 2019

Slut in Law

When your slutty sister-in-law is fucks everyone including you.

Is Karen coming over? Yes? Okay.

<Fuck, I need to rail that slut in law.>

by Godddoghot December 26, 2019

Masturbation Act of 1934

The Masturbation Act of 1934 prohibited public masturbation on Sundays until after nightfall. A consequence of the law was the creation of private masturbation clubs that allowed patrons to masturbate in front of others while not technically in a public place. Ultimately the law was overturned by the U.S. Supreme Court in 1935 - Johnson vs. Iowa.

I just shot my wad on the park bench. It’s a good thing the Masturbation Act of 1934 is no longer the law.

by Godddoghot April 10, 2019

Endgame

Getting your orgasm and then leaving or doing something else.

Partner: What about mine?
You: Endgame, bitch! <plays Xbox>
Partner: I love you!

by Godddoghot April 24, 2019

Wad

Cum

I shot my wad.

by Godddoghot April 10, 2019