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Cumrag Murray

A nickname for a suspicious handcloth, which is mostly like used as a cumrag to clean up baby gravy after masturbation.

The name is in reference to Dr. Conrad Murray, Michael Jackson's prosecuted doctor who was involved within the key drug scandal that led to MJ's death.
Brother 1: "Scotty, how's Cumrag Murray these days?"

Brother 2: "Who the fuck is Cumrag Murray?"

Brother 1: "That suspiciously crusty rag Mom found under your bed the other day ya fuck nugget"
by CookieJarBoi69 September 2, 2019
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