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Misery Compiler

When you score two or more goals in football in quick succession
"SpencerFC has just scored another that's 3 goals in two minutes #misery compiler"
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Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.
Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

compiler high 

The elation one feels when one's code compiles successfully
Experts dispute whether the simple pleasure of seeing one's own LaTeX equations rendered in pdf form can be considered compiler high.
compiler high by xhuwin February 20, 2009

cumpilation 

Frat boy cumpilation
cumpilation by Arthur Shotwell January 3, 2008

Cumpiglet 

A cute, cumload thirsty girl with a phatass, meaty thighs, thoroughbred legs, and a sexy elfish face.
Yeah bro, I hella want to impregnate that blonde cumpiglet that rides around on her fixie.
Cumpiglet by Ranchgirls November 19, 2020
Women or men who love to swallow sperm or even drink it from a glass. Some believe sperm to be the true fountain of youth and immortality.
Say your gettin' a really good blowjob and when you finally jizz it gets on your hand and all over her face. If she's a true cumpire she'll lick your fingers clean and wipe her face off with her hand and lick it all off and she may even suck your buddy's dick just to get a taste of more hot sticky cum.
Cumpire by Brim-Stroker May 1, 2006