front bumpers

Scotish slang for breasts, tits, boobies, etc.
"Hey, Check out the Front Bumpers on that!"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
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shine bag

A hairless scrotum ie it is so smooth it reflects light ergo shine bag
after the sack wax he achieved the perfect shine bag
by Haggis October 16, 2003
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riksta

Riksta is SUPERFLY!!
ALL the bitches be clammering all over his dick!
by Haggis April 16, 2005
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funnel sucker

Scotish slang for Lesbian: See also carpet muncher
"Jesus, did you see the front bumpers on that funnel sucker ?"
by Haggis February 19, 2005
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cumpet

A nickname for an English person who is smelly.
'Andrew is a cumpet'
by haggis November 09, 2013
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