Cumlawg 

The act off ejaculating on your pet and forcing it to also ejaculate on you to become one with the pet

"Last nights cumlawg was exuberant"

Cumlawg by anonymous June 5, 2024

cumlagtite 

when seminal fluid drips off any area of the body in a fashion to where it resembles a stalagtite found in most caverns.

Jessica had a cumlagtite and it was hanging from her face.

cumlagtite by Teddy Brubaker March 13, 2008

cumlaugh 

When a guy is getting a handjob, reaches climax, and laughs at the same time, making a ridiculous face because he's unable to laugh.

Last night I thought it would be funny to watch my boyfriend cumlaugh, he didn't think so.

cumlaugh by sexinthechatroom May 13, 2011

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016