Cumjizzled 

a person unable to think clearly; bewildered.

She told me to get her pink bag but there was a color pink bag and the brand pink she had me cumjizzled

Cumjizzled by Cumjizzled465 February 1, 2020

Cumpuzzled 

Unsure as to whose ejaculatory fluid is on or around a person's body, specifically the face.

Taylor wiped the jizz off her face but was still cumpuzzled afterwards.

Cumpuzzled by UTgoalieguy May 14, 2010

Compizzled

When you are confused and also pissed (drunk.) A part of the losictionary, a dictionary founded between two friends, Lois and Rosie. Also the song, "Get compizzled a lot... la la la la la la..."

"Damn, You're as compizzled as hell, James!" said Andy, as he saw his drunk friend try and work out why all the lights at the crossing were red.

Compizzled by Rosiemaphone And Lola January 7, 2009

cumfuzzled 

Cumfuzzled is the state of confusion that only the most beautiful of women can find themselves in - due to the fact they are so sweet, and couldn't possibly have heard of the situation that would cause their cumfuzzlement.

What the Hell are you talking about? Dang, I'm cumfuzzled.

cumfuzzled by Jedi Master Wookiee January 11, 2009

cumdizzle 

(n)(v) a large bucket of jizz normally used to dump from a elevate floor of a building ontop of un suspection pedestrians

(n) hey jimmy, i got a cumdizzle to dump out the window on old ladies tonight
(v) me and jummy completely comdizzled grandma

cumdizzle by the cheat February 19, 2003

conjizzled 

When you are so confused and jizz in your pants.

Did you know that dinosaurs use to roam the earth and ate TJ's?

"What? What are you talking about? I'm conjizzled!

conjizzled by Sweetweet May 11, 2014

Cumfuzzled 

When you’re cummy and confused.

I was so cumfuzzled when I ate that dick

Cumfuzzled by cumfuzzledgirl December 2, 2020