cumfaced Share definition Flag To be sprayed in the face with seminal fluid by an ejaculating male. She moved back during the blowjob because she didn't want it in her mouth. But she didn't go fast enough so she was all cumfaced. cumfaced by Gumba Gumba February 24, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the cumfaced mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch