cumcord

supersonic ejaculation (paying tribute to the concord)

is it a bird? is it a plane? no its a cumcord....on yo face!

by manyook April 29, 2010

cumlordian

The offspring of 2 lord capertons

“That guy is such a cumlordian”

by Astronuttttt November 7, 2020

divine cumlord

Divine cumlords are extremely rare...there are only a handful of others including myself. A divine cumlord is a man with a golden cock that pumps out 1 gallon of semen each ejaculate. The cum produced is valued at 1 million per pint because each sperm has the ability to fly. The cum can also cure cancer and ward away evil spirits in a possessed individual. The man releases a barbaric roar every time his golden cock of wrath cums.

The fierce warrior ripped off his trousers to expose his glistening golden cock of extreme power which caused the opposing army to flee in terror. With a thundering roar, the divine cumlord shot out sperm which flew off into the distance.

by gindertopia March 6, 2010

Cumlord

Refers to an individual who has an unnatural or unhealthy obsession with all things cum. Used in a derogatory way, often towards people having multiple unprotected sex partners.

"Ugh you are being such a Cumlord!"

"She screws everyone that she meets, she is a huge Cumlord."

by Master Bates Alot December 16, 2009

Mexican Camcorder

A very low quality video camera on a cell phone.

Amigo, your Youtube Video looks like crap because you used your Mexican Camcorder.

by Pedro L. January 11, 2008

cumlord

me and myself with your mother

i am your mother's cumlord

by koki bolls August 11, 2021

cumlordian

The offspring of two lord cappertons

Look at that cumlordian over there what a loser

by Cosmics November 7, 2020