cumfold

Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.

"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."

cumfold by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007

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Cumcold

Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.

Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.

Cumcold by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

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cumfold • Cumcold • Cumford • Cumhold

Cumford

Cumford is a person of great wealth and gets with many bitches

Man I wish I was a cumford

Cumford by Rodney71 May 30, 2017

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Cumhold

1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.

I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.

Cumhold by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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liquid lunch

A lunchbreak comprised entirely of alcoholic beverages, and no food.

"With all the lay-offs that morning, it was rough. I hit the bar around the corner for a liquid lunch mid-day."

liquid lunch by Alexandra July 27, 2004

Word of the Day on June 21, 2026

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