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Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.
"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."
cumfold by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007
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Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.
Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.
Cumcold by Underpants_man July 4, 2016
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Cumford is a person of great wealth and gets with many bitches
Man I wish I was a cumford
Cumford by Rodney71 May 30, 2017
1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.
I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.
Cumhold by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
stove by anthony willison March 18, 2004
Word of the Day on August 4, 2026

Walky-Talky 

A derogatory term for able bodied people or people that can walk. This definition was coined by disabled influencer Valerie Weber
Person in wheelchair: “look at that walky-talky over there.”

Friend in wheelchair: *looking at person who is walking* “yeah haha
Walky-Talky by odd muffin October 5, 2021
Word of the Day on August 3, 2026

Scrapnel 

(N) :
All pieces left over after an art project or home improvement.
"After we made the decorations for the party, there was 'scrapnel' all over the floor"
Scrapnel by IceSniper February 22, 2025
Word of the Day on August 2, 2026