Cumhold

1. The effect of dried cum on hair, holding styling in place. Depending on the volume and consistency of the cum, hold can be light, moderate, or heavy.

2. The adhesive effect of dried cum causing objects to adhere to each other.

I combed the cum into my hair and it gave my style a light cumhold that lasted all day. It also gave me some faint highlights for which I received compliments.

by Velvet Tongue January 4, 2026

Chicago Cupholder

When you shit in someone's hand while they're asleep and tickle their face with a feather.

"Hey, were you at that party last night?"
"Yeah man, it was nuts. I heard some guy passed out and someone gave him a Chicago Cupholder."

by TheChicagoCupholder July 9, 2017

cumhole

an orifice of a male or female that is the primary receptical of a male orgasm.

this guy was running his mouth and i told him to shut his cumhole.

by scott crowley December 18, 2005

cumfold

Noun - The semen ejaculated into a person's eyes.

verb - To ejaculate into a person's eyes.

"Bitch bit me while she was sucking my dick, so I pulled out and gave her a cumfold."
"My wife walked into our room while I was masturbating and wouldn't let me finish. So that night, while she was sleeping I cumfolded her."

by Ryan Baxter March 25, 2007

swedish cupholder

to use the female vagina as a toilet

I swedish cupholdered a chick last night she still smells

by sheerscorpion August 2, 2008

Cumcold

Stringy Semen dripping from the nose of somebody performing Fellatio, usually when ejaculation occurs during 'deep throat', and the load makes its way up through the sinuses and out of the nose.

Martin has got a bad case of flu, his nose is running and he looks like he has a cumcold.

I think Michelle has been sucking somebody off, she has got a proper cumcold going on.

by Underpants_man July 4, 2016

Columbus Cupholder

While having sex with a pregnant woman, the act of repeatedly driving your penis in so deep and with such great force that you actually create an indentation in the fetus' partially solidified cranium. When the child is born the depressed portion of the skull will provide you with a perfect place to set a can of your favorite beverage.

Dude. I hate that I have to wait another 3 months for Jill to pop that kid out. I'm getting god damn sick and tired of holding my own beer. My little Columbus Cupholder can not get here soon enough!

by BeerMeStrength January 17, 2009