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catception

catception is a cat inception
Catception Cat will haunt your dreams
by aimanZ February 1, 2013
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napa valley conception

A method of conception where by one lesbian performs fellatio on a man, swishes his load around in her mouth, and spits it into her partner's vagina in hopes of causing a pregnancy.
Those two dykes wanted to have a baby, so I met them at the Holiday Inn for a napa valley conception.
by Opie Post December 25, 2013
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Conception Balm

Obviously semen but more specifically semen used as a lubricant after the performance of a creampie. In most cases, the person providing the semen will be the conception balm user at the time of second sexual encounter. If someone else is using your conception balm, it is simply sloppy seconds.
The second time is the best, especially when I leave behind some conception balm.
by RedRedRed Red May 25, 2016
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Andrew Brydon Conception

The act of throwing up in someone else's asshole.
Person one: Someone threw up in my asshole and I had this really ugly kid; it was like an Andrew Brydon Conception
Person two: Wanna read slash?
Person one: *suicide nades*
by Kylie Whitaker May 18, 2008
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Immaculate Conception High School

A school in Constant Spring Jamaica where the girls perform exceptionally well and are NOT YAMHEADS... They don't cry ova no man!!!
Girl: I go to Immaculate Conception High School

Boy: Oh, I bet your not a yamhead
by Marie Tarie January 25, 2022
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cuntception

(cun-ˈtsep-shən)

1- When a person is such a cunt, that its own cunt has a cunt. A real shitty bitch.

2- Trickery used when trying to woo a female into sleeping with you.
1- Boy, that cunt is a true master of cuntception.

2- She plays hard to get, but with a little cuntception, shell be squirting in my face in no time!
by qinsanep March 19, 2015
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Splash Conception

An accidental pregnancy caused by the leaking of man butter from a woman's anus to her vagina, post coitus.
The splash conception is the number one cause of accidental births in Brick, NJ.
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