cumakazi

The act of ejaculating so violently that the person ejaculating passes out for a short period of time directly after finishing.

The drenched girl had to care for her comatose boyfriend after he had cumakazied on her stomach.

by Big Jag November 30, 2009

cumakazi

One who sucks so much semen as to need to be taken to a Hospital Emergency Room.

Rod Stewart was an alledged cumakazi.

by DeLas Manstandin March 19, 2009

Cumakazi

When having sex the condom breaks when you are about to bust but you do not want to stop so you send it and bust anyway, mentally preparing yourself for the repercussions.

Damn Kyle you shouldn't have Cumakazied your girl because now she's pregnant.

by xxx_wow_xxx November 21, 2020

Cumakazi

Someone willing to sacrifice their livelihood for sexual satisfaction.

Hey, did you hear that Joe slept with the bosses wife and daughter? He's a real cumakazi.

by The Dank Daddy March 25, 2020

Cumakazi

When an individual masturbates whilst sat on a roof top, then proceeds to throw themselves off of the roof, imitating a plane, and crashing into a passing crowd of nuns.

“Aha dude I totally cumakazied those penguins last night”

by Dicky Mouse Spunk House March 29, 2021

cumakazi

when you cum so much the cum comes out of every single hole of the body your fucking.

dude i just gave her a cumakazi!

by The Deman January 10, 2022

Columbian Comakazi

To put cocaine onto a girls bum-hole and sniff it off.

Mate, last night I paid that prostitute 100 dollars, took her back to my place and did the columbian comakazi all night long!!!! 'whats the columbian comakazi?' mate you rack a line of coke on a girls asshole and sniff it off - you need to keep up with the REAL!

by JohnnyBad December 27, 2011