Cumcannon

The process of throwing some lube in between a chicks shoulder blades and cock fucking her muscular back. To complete the Cumcannon, one needs to cum all over the back of the girl's hair and rub it in.

So i was banging this broad on the swim team when I decided it was time to give the chick a cumcannon.

by CrazyChrisRockstar April 29, 2005

Cumcannon

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Dude I totally went to town on her with my Cumcannon.

by Hayden Wooten January 13, 2008

CumCannon

Robbie MacNeil

Robbie= CumCannon= Big Dick

by Bobby marko October 24, 2017

Cumpanion

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues

Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !

by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick

mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon

by siccunt04 November 3, 2020

cumcano

When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.

ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano

by Big Taran November 1, 2010

Cumpanion

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.

Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020