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Cumcannon 

A Penis, or Boner 123456789123456789123456789
Dude I totally went to town on her with my Cumcannon.
Cumcannon by Hayden Wooten January 13, 2008

CumCannon 

Robbie= CumCannon= Big Dick
CumCannon by Bobby marko October 24, 2017

Cumpanion 

A person you associate with stricly for carnal pleasures, there is never talk of commitment or relationship issues
Sam: Hey isn't that the girl you met downtown a couple months ago ?

Joe: Yep, we run into each other every couple of weeks and always end up bumpin' uglies... She is my all-time favorite "Cumpanion", I don't even know her last name !
Cumpanion by damagicman63 March 25, 2010

cum cannon

when the cum shoots out and lands more than 27m away from the head of the dick
mr t: had a bit of an accident there did we, ethan?
ethan: shit sorry sir it was just my cum cannon
cum cannon by siccunt04 November 3, 2020
When you ejaculate and instead of shooting outwards, it just overflows like a volcano and runs down your dick.
ZOMG!! look honey its a cumcano
cumcano by Big Taran November 1, 2010

Cumpanion 

A mail order bride whose sperm count is significantly much higher than her husband's.
Well gee golly shucks...My cumpanion is always on her period when she visits me once a month.
Cumpanion by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their “get rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
Larpenomics by Rbois09 October 21, 2026
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Palmela Handerson 

Your hand that you masturbate with.
Girlfriend: What are you going to do for the next week while I'm on holiday?

Boyfriend: Have a visit from Palmela Handerson of course!
Word of the Day on October 20, 2026
Basically the same meaning as ate.
x:"Girl your fit chewed today!"
Chewed by iod1o March 30, 2022
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Blue Movie 

A pornographic film.

The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
I found your stash of blue movies under your bed.
Blue Movie by Shayde79 January 20, 2011
Word of the Day on October 18, 2026
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