Cum Juice

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Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

Cum Juice by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

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Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute

1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude

Cum Juice by mrs.buttman May 12, 2018

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Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out

Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude

Cum juice by Wrxith May 10, 2022

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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

juicy cum tornado by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

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cumjuice

Sweet sticky Drink made by a Penis pump.

"Samantha swallowed her cumjuice given to her by David. It was so good she dribbled some down her tits as well with excitement."

cumjuice by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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Dutty

Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".

"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"

Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003

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Ajumma

korean word for madam, older woman

Ajumma wait a moment

Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009

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Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.

Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade

Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026

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