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Cum chicken 

Also, known as cream pie chicken. When a male and female are having unprotected sex, and whoever pushes the other party off just before the male finishes inside the female, then loses. IE: if the male pulls out to cum, he loses. If the female jumps off him if she’s riding him just before he cums, then she loses.

This can be done using a position of course. If the male is on top and tries to pull out, and the female wraps her legs around him so he finishes inside of her, then he will also be declared the loser as he was about to submit defeat in cum chicken
Hey lover, would you like to play a risky game of cum chicken?
Cum chicken by Cumchickenking August 6, 2024
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Cum chicken nugget 

The act of cumming in someone's chicken nuggets for sexual pleasure
Jim: man I could go for a cum chicken nugget

Colorado Cum Chicken 

The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
You want to be a Colorado Cum Chicken tonight?

Yo bro I just made this birch a Colorado Cum Chicken

cum pow chicken 

The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.
"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."
cum pow chicken by Pabst May 15, 2007

chicken cum

chicken cum is the sweet splooge (semen) of young guys.
When I was younger, older guys were always after my chicken cum!
chicken cum by eda-skip November 9, 2021

cum guzzling chicken fucker

The word my husband uses to describe me when I decide to annoy him

Cum Slap chicken 

The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.
The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!
Cum Slap chicken by godloveshos March 6, 2021
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