This act involves two males, standing toe to toe, jerking off. The bro's must maintain eye contact and good communication to ensure they climax at the exact same second.
Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.
The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".
Just before blast off, our two heroes must press their pee holes together and ensure a tight seal. At the moment of truth, the winner is determined by one of the involved party's jizz, pushing into the opening of the loser's dick and forcing itself inside. This blowback effect causes the loser's spunk to also put on the brakes and drive in reverse up our fallen bro's urethra.
The winner is entitled to a light slap on the loser's cheek and whisper into his ear, "cum chickens".
by Chkn man December 02, 2015
The act of ejaculation on to a woman's face and immediately throwing chicken feathers in her face while screaming "COCKADOODLEDOO!!!"
by 'MURICAFUCKTHEMIDDLEEAST January 03, 2017
The act of cumming on a girl's face, POW! peeing in her butt, and then smacking her upside the head with a whole chicken, live or dead but preferably thawed with feathers and such intact.
"When Dave found out that his girl Nancy was sleeping around with another guy, he gave her the cum pow chicken treatment in retaliation."
by Pabst May 03, 2007
by eda-skip November 10, 2021
An after-orgy dodgeball style game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other out of the game. Last person standing wins.
by godloveshos March 06, 2021
The best after-orgy game, where everyone takes a palmful of cum and slaps each other. Once slapped, you’re out of the game. The last person standing without cum slapped on their face wins.
The game of cum slap chicken started with 36 people, and Marc won when he slapped Tim right across the face!
by godloveshos March 06, 2021
by Ahhhhhhahhhahahhahhhahhh November 19, 2023