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Cum blister 

Having your cock sucked for a length of time that results with an internal penis blister.
Jenny sucked my cock well into the night and I woke with a nasty cum blister.
Cum blister by Cone stoker August 20, 2022
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Cum Guzzling Twat Blister

A dirty bitch who sleeps with many people, is painful to be around, only like's to associate with people when she benefits from a situation, has a few friends but thinks she's prettier then them and talks shit about them behind their back, constantly looks in the mirror, has to reapply makeup every 5 minutes, is always fishing for compliments from anyone who will talk to her, is a shitty person, narcissistic, self absorbed, egotistical, conceited, selfish, more annoying them a Hemorrhoid, and acts like a big Twat.
Look at Raven clinging on that guy because she thinks he has money and will take her home. She's worse then a gold digger, she's acting like a Cum Guzzling Twat Blister!

Cum Blaster 

When you let your cum build up so it can shoot extremely hard at people.
She’s been evading her taxes for months, time for the cum blaster.
Cum Blaster by hitlersashes December 9, 2019

Cum Blaster 

One who blasts a lot of cum, ie, comes a lot
That bitch is a cum blaster, i was soaked after i ate her out
Cum Blaster by Rusty Nail August 31, 2005

Cum Blaster 

A girl that cums at least a 1/4 of a gallon and u have ur face in there and u drink some and shoot it in her face
i was fuckin a girl and I cum blasted her
Cum Blaster by Matt September 23, 2003

Cum Blaster 

When you’re balls deep in a bitch and you unleash three days of sperm production on the tip of your own condom
Johnny: Last night I was balls deep in Martha and she told me to give her the cum blaster

Noah: Holy shit dude I bet you hadn’t jacked off for days too.
Cum Blaster by BigTitsBigDick October 20, 2018

Cum blaster 

Your girlfriend blowing you and you deposit your man milk in her mouth then she holds it in her cheeks comes close to your face then slaps her cheeks that are full of your hot sticky man better.
My old lady gave me a huge masive cum blaster I was wiping my face for a few days
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