Cum Turtle 

A flying turtle that shoots cum out of it's eyes.

"Oh NO! It's the flying cum turtle! Everyone RUN!"

Cum Turtle by M1. Potato May 28, 2016

Cunturtle 

Crochety old women who conplain about everything and often fall, being then unable to get up

""hey is that Nancy Jean? That crazy mean cunturtle must be sunning itself. And look at that black eye!"

Cunturtle by 251mpr August 20, 2011