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Cum Teaser 

Someone who ejaculates on car tyres in hopes that the car doesn’t move again
“My car has been vandalized by the local cum teaser
Cum Teaser by ForthwithAndOnward February 4, 2025
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Cum Tease 

When a male is having sex with a female and building her up to her climax, and just as she is about to cum he pulls out punches her in the face and screams, "NOPE!"
I cum teased this bitch last night and she didn't want to cuddle afterwards. I guess it was because of the black eye I gave her...
Cum Tease by Jhale1800 January 10, 2008

cumweaser 

1.my overgrown 14 inch dick
2. Thing all girls wanna suck
3. Device used for fucking
Wanna suck my cumweaser !!!
cumweaser by big dick August 1, 2004
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026