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Cum Rocket Socket 

A rocket socket full of cum
Man that guy has such a good cum rocket socket

Cum Stain On The Pants Of Society 

It's a insult used on a person who is a pain or useless. The insult reffers to when a male ejaculates on his pants and a stain is left where the semen (or in slang cum fell. Hence the use of "cum") . It's acronym form is CSOTPOS. Used by many teenagers and is not understood by most teaches so it is higly useful.
Jim: DAVE DAVE DAVE!
Dave: Shut up you cum stain on the pants of society
a recepticle in a blow up doll that recieves the ejaculate in order to prevent penile rupture caused by hydralic action, usually of half to one pint capacity, often emptied by squirting feminine hygeine products in a washing out type manner
"that pyscho cheating slut melissa can soak up dog jizz like a freshly douched cumsocket"
cumsocket by metro anthony November 2, 2005

cumrocket 

- propelled flow of cum in replace of snot as an sneeze
Hey babe don't rub your cock down my face tonight. I don't want cum in my nostrils. I have a big meeting tomorrow. Wouldn't want any cumrockets happening.

-- just imagine going to an important meeting and sneezing while cum propels and splats all over your bosses face
cumrocket by stayflyyson September 17, 2013

Cumpocket 

The designated pocket you've chosen to store your cum in while you're out and about, usually located on your comrades jeans.
Yo ma guy the other day me and Kyle went down to the mall, while browsing jeans I just needed to empty myself, luckily Kyle was walking around with 2 of my cumpocket's
Cumpocket by Bissenㅤ October 18, 2021
1. Verb
When you cum into the sockets in the walls it becomes a cumsocket.
2. Verb
When you cum into a hot pocket.
1.
Person 1: Hey whats that white stuff coming out of the socket?
Person 2: My cumsocket

2.

Person 1: Mmmm whats in this hot pocket?
Person 2: It's actuall y my Cumsocket
Cumsocket by GoblinFish October 7, 2020
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A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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