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Cum Skull is a rather unpleasant symptom of copping a shot of man jam to the eye and not addressing the matter forthwith. The mankiness comes from letting that batter stew in the warm, moist confines of the optical cavities.

Causes conjunctivitis like symptoms... but heaps nastier.

Made worse if the shot is delivered via an anal queef whilst sweetly giving the willing participant, some brown butterfly kisses post shot.
** "Hey chap *audible gasps* WOW!! Your eyes look like shit!! Got some MAD conjuncto going on there, fella!!"

**** "Nah, mate, not conjuncto bro. Got a heckers case of cum skull, ey!"

"She bloody queefed into my face after I shot a load into the brown zone. I was giving her some brown butterfly kisses to say, "Cheers!"."

"Shot that jam straight back into my optical cavities!"

"I recking I might be going blind ey....."

** "Crikey......"
Cum Skull by NRE808 August 22, 2018
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cumskull 

1. An idiot, douche bag, dumbass, or moron. Literally, a person who's is so stupid it's like their cranium is filled with jizz and no brain.

(Variant of numskull)
Dude: You brought me a Pepsi when I specifically asked for a Diet Pepsi, you cumskull!
cumskull by Mr. Filbert November 10, 2007
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cumskull 

A female who has no curves and only a pretty face.
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cumskull by kilometers17 June 1, 2021

Cumskull 

1. Someone who is so perverted that they're an idiot in every other way.

2. Someone who only ever has perverted thoughts and little else.
"Come on, man, let's go."
"Cum on man? That's gay."
"Shut up, you cumskull."
Cumskull by RubySunseto August 28, 2023
A small piece of information. Derived from the word ken, used often in the scottish language and is synonymous with knowledge.
Person 1: "Hey I don't get this shit. How do you solve this problem?"
Person 2: "I got that one. Give me some kenlets on this assignment and I'll help you w/ that one."
kenlet by Norma Y. October 8, 2005
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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.
"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"
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abandonware 

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.
Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.
abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003
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