Cum Shamed

Feeling embarrassed after being turned down to swallow a cum load.

Last night, I invited Teddy over for a blow and go. When he got to my place, fucking dude cum shamed me saying he didn’t want to feed me his load.

Cum Shamed by CTJRE January 6, 2020

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Cum of shame

When your mastering and someone walks in on you.

Oh dog. I was jerking it last week and my sis walked in and I had to do the cum of shame

Cum of shame by Buttergolm May 14, 2016

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Shame Cum

When a woman lacks enthusiasm while giving a blow job, causing the man to stop the blow job, finish into his hand, and toss the cum into the woman's face in shame, yelling "SHAME CUM." This forever ruins the woman's reputation.

Man: "At least try to get into it!"
Woman: sigh...
Man: *removes penis from woman's mouth, jerks off into hand*
Woman: "What are you doing?"
Man: "SHAME CUM!" *tossing semen into woman's face*

Shame Cum by didgeripoo September 7, 2012

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Cumshame

When you come more times than your fella they may cumshame you

"My girlfriend is a right horny cow, I had to cumshame her earlier"

Cumshame by Horny girlfriend December 9, 2021

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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bullshot

n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.

-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.

bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005

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