Cum Juice

Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

Cum Juice by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

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Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute

1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude

Cum Juice by mrs.buttman May 12, 2018

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Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out

Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude

Cum juice by Wrxith May 10, 2022

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juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

juicy cum tornado by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

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cumjuice

Sweet sticky Drink made by a Penis pump.

"Samantha swallowed her cumjuice given to her by David. It was so good she dribbled some down her tits as well with excitement."

cumjuice by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003

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prickup

slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable

A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.

prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009

Word of the Day on June 23, 2026

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Serial Monogamist

Someone who jumps from one relationship immediately into another one.

Serial monogamists can not stand to be alone and often suffer from vast commitment and insecurity issues.

Because they jump into relationships immediately after the previous one has ended, serial monogamists typically don't take the time to reflect on their behavior or why their previous relationships failed; thus, they end up making the same relationship mistakes over and over again.

Person 1: Damn, Dustin already has a new girlfriend?! It's only been two weeks since he broke up with his fiance! I think he's a sociopath.

Person 2: No, he's a serial monogamist...

Serial Monogamist by Goody2Shuze March 6, 2016

Word of the Day on June 22, 2026

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