Cum Juice

Free goods offered to sexy ladies who disrupt Mr. Happy

"Uh-huh, Mr. Happy is puking his Cum Juice (ALL OVER YOUR MOM!! AHHHHHHHHH)"

by Mr. Happy Man in the Pants May 2, 2003

Cum Juice

1. Another word for semen

2. An insult that means someone who is a whore/prostitute

1.

Person A: I squirted my cum juice all into Sophia's mouth !
Person B: Nice !

2.

Person A: So how was Jessica last night ?
Person B: She was a cum juice
Person A: Oh I'm sorry about that dude

by mrs.buttman May 12, 2018

Cum juice

20 minutes later after you bust a nut a little bit more comes out

Person 1: Dude i totally just cum juiced
Person 2: sick dude

by Wrxith May 10, 2022

juicy cum tornado

A juicy cum tornado is a girl who sucked your joy stick for 2 hours untill you came and now laying in your bed waiting for satisfaction while you sit next door playing operation desert storm on your xbox, leaving her ignored for the rest of the night.

Guy 1: dude, can i come over to your place to play operation desert storm coop?

Guy 2: sorry man.... i have a juicy cum tornado next door.

Juicy cum tornado: FUCK! I sucked your wiener for 2 hours! FUCK ME ALLREADY YOU DICK HEAD!!!

Guy 2: Hmmmmm.... where is this osama bin laden guy?......

by Kotschwan-Z July 20, 2021

cumjuice

Sweet sticky Drink made by a Penis pump.

"Samantha swallowed her cumjuice given to her by David. It was so good she dribbled some down her tits as well with excitement."

by Cardboard Carl June 16, 2003