Cum Con 

A criminal who jacks off his victims

-Did you hear the news about the local sex offender?
---Yeah, word on the street is that he's a cum con!

Cum Con by lockenload23 March 11, 2017

cum connoisseur 

Someone who can tell what a man has been eating by the taste of his cum.

"Man, you need to lay off the Corona or else don't expect me to swallow tomorrow. I can't stand it when your shit tastes all bitter."

"Sorry, I didn't know you were such a cum connoisseur."

cum connoisseur by Krisfoshizzle December 25, 2008

cum control

The traing of a male slave to control his urge to ejaculate while being stimulated by his master. The object of "cum control" is to show the mastet's ability to maintain total control over his slave. Failure of the slave to contol his selfish urge to cum is severe punishment, usually in the form of bare bottom spankings. This process is often done with an audience, but can also be conducted privately.

Joey was being trained by Ted in cum control. While Ted jacked his rod at the party, Joey shot huge loads of cum after only 15 minutes of stimulation. His inability to control his selfish urge to cum resulted in a severe spanking. The other guests enjoyed watching the. Spectacle. Some even offered to assist Ted in administering Joey's punishment.

cum control by Bottom Boy January 11, 2010

cum conditioned 

When the girl (or guy if gay) has say if and how you can ejaculate.

similar to Cum Conditioning: the art or process of com conditioning someone.

Scenario #1
Guy #1 "man my girlfriend is so cool, she lets me cum in her mouth half the time she gives me blow jobs"
Guy #2"Brah she has he majorly cum conditioned, she isn't doing her job. Its a blow job, she dose it from start to finish or she gets labeled a slut and kicked to the curb"

Scenario #2
Girl #1 "whats up girlfriend, i was having sex with my bf and i already cum so i made him stop before he could cum.

girl num 2 "lolz gf, u got him com conditioned"

Scenario #3
Guy #1"I was getting this sick Blow j from my girl friend i asked if i could cum, she said no so i finished in the bathroom. It was so awesome."
Guy #2 "lol she has you cum conditioned u poon, you cum in her mouth every time by default, its just what u do. no warning nothing just give her your surprise"

cum conditioned by Bomb dizz September 29, 2009

Cum Conditioner 

when you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and squirt your load of cum so far it reaches her hair, coating it like hair conditioner

I was pumping Sandy doggy style last night and I was so turned on that I pulled out and squirted a bid load of cum conditioner all over her

Cum Conditioner by Mr Cumblasta June 23, 2008

cum contest 

Where a group of guys see who can cum and shoot the furthest and most on a flat surface. The winner normally has bragging rights and it normally takes place in a frat house

Whats going on dudes, lets have a cum contest, i bought a bulls eye paper this time

cum contest by D1NONLYtruth March 20, 2014

Cum Conditioner 

When you are taking your partner doggy style, and you pull out and shoot a big load of cum and it gets in her hair like conditioner

Mary & I were doin'it doggy style last night, then I pulled out and shot a load of Cum Conditioner all over her hair

Cum Conditioner by A H Choo June 26, 2008