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cum catchers 

Incredibly fake eye lashes. They generally make women appear far more attractive. Falls into the maintenance category of yet another thing a women must find time to do in order to receive penis. Most women find it makes them more attractive but the only purpose they serve is to catch cum that is dripping of their forehead. In cases of extreme accuracy it may block what would be a direct eye hit during a facial.
After Blondie and I left the bar she went down on me! Bro I glazed her cum catchers!

My boyfriend tried to blind me last night but thankfully my cum catchers protected my eyes.
cum catchers by SilkyMeatloaf July 20, 2019
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Cum Catchers 

The area of a mans waist that looks especially hot if he has a six pack. Kind of resembles ridges, aiming toward the crotch.
That underwear model has amazing Cum Catchers.
Cum Catchers by jZone September 24, 2004

Cum Catchers 

Term used to refer to mens or womans underwear. Reportedly used to catch seman leaking from a vagina or anus after sex.
Dude you stink did you shit your cum catchers?

She had on a pair of pink cum catchers.
Cum Catchers by Voyer March 9, 2007

after cum catcher 

A piece of toilette paper that you put into your underwear, to catch the droplet that follows a few minutes after you reach your climax.
Bro, your after cum catcher just fell out of your pants.
after cum catcher by atakan40 July 25, 2023

cum catcher 

Noun: Tattoo located on the lower back.
cum catcher by xyx April 5, 2005

cum catcher 

1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).
1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.
cum catcher by InaGoddessEye December 29, 2004

Cum-catcher

n. Semen Receiver

You can call a woman that to piss feminists off or get their attention.
1. You wanna piss off a feminist?
Call her a cum-catcher

2. Well... let's not do it then.
Cum-catcher by Anne_1Lynn August 21, 2005
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Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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