alternatelligent

Something outside "the norm" which is really quite smart.
Cooperative Businesses, Organic Ethnic Food, Pierced Eyeglasses
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Ford

As an insult to the company, given that most of their trucks don't work, several Acronyms have been invented to spell out the name of the Vehicle company.
Fucked
Over
Rebuilt
Dodge

Fix
Or
Repair
Daily
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gringo

Definition: Racist/Disparaging term for a white person (esp. male).

Originated during the Mexican-American wars, from a chant the Mexicans put together: "Green Go Home!" Was eventually shortened to Gringo.
That gringo thinks he's better than me 'cos he's white. Hell no, man, we both work at the same place and live in the same neighborhood!
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Marriage

1. The legalised prostitution of women.
2. The legalised cuckolding of men.
3. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to hold down anyone who expresses their sexuality in a manner they disapprove of (see bisexuality, homosexuality, polyamory, etcetera).

4. Another issue the Theocratic Right uses to distract the American Public from what's really going on.
Preacher: "Do you, Mary, promise to love and obey John?"
Mary: "I do."
Preacher: "And do you, John, promise to love and not lust after Mary?"
John: "I do."
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Trad

1: Short for Tradition when used in reference to a religious group, especially a sect within a specific religion.
Well in my trad, we do things differently.
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PMS

Former Medical Term, abbreviation for "Premenstrual Syndrome".

A mysogynist term for the combination of
a)hormonal changes a woman undergoes that prepare her to menstruate and
b) the exhaustion caused by women not taking care of themselves at this time.

Often used to exonerate another person of guilt for wrongs they have done to the involved woman by minimising her reactions.
Bill: Jude, why's June crying?
Jude: Oh, I just said her cooking sucks and she needs to clean the house more often. She started crying and yelling about being unappreciated.
Bill: Oh, sounds like she's got PMS.
Jude: You got it, Bill.
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cum catcher

1. Noun Offensive: The mouth of an individual who gives or is expected to give a blowjob.

2. Noun: Offensive/Devaluing phrase for a male's significant other (of either sex).
1. Shut your cum catcher and listen already!

2. Why don't you be a good little cum catcher and get me a beer.
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