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Cum Butler 

A Cum Butler is employed by proper gentlemen. After one finishes an apprenticeship as a Jizz Mopper for porn shops and low-brow strip clubs, one can promote to a journeyman and then eventually be employed as a Cum Butler if they master the art.

Cum Butlers are often found working high-end gang bangs, bukkake parties and gentleman’s clubs. The dress standard is very close to a common butler, with the addition of wearing semen-proof jackets and streak-resistant safety glasses. They often wear low profile duty belts beneath their jackets that contain a condom dispenser, sanitary wipes, and a squeegee in a triple retention holster.

A Cum Butler provides a variety of services with class. Such as lubrication application, which is often poured like a fine wine over the arm onto the desired surface, with a highly absorbent towel draped underneath. Their primary function is of course, the important duty of quick and efficient removal of semen and other bodily fluids in the after math to prevent stains and streaking.

A Cum Butler provides service and dignity, that civilized and educated men deserve when they want to enjoy the finer things in life.
“Hey you need to come over to Steve’s mom’s on Sunday night after shift Chad, we are having the usual gang bang, but I heard Mike hired a legit Cum Butler!”
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Cum Butter 

The semen left over in a vagina that has slowly made its way out and accumulated around the labia. This semen over time dries and forms a buttery cream.
I went down on this chick and it was obvious that i was getting sloppy seconds the cum butter build up was insane.

cum butter not to be confused with duck butter

If this chick doesn't shower her boyfriend is gonna notice my cum butter.
Cum Butter by Jonathan M, Madison H December 18, 2008

Cum butter 

Cum butter is when you make butter out of your cum usaly made the old fashion way.
Sam made his own cum butter
Cum butter by N_E_K June 20, 2016

Cum Butter

When you've been fucking so long the cum turns into butter
Holy Cow, we made a lot of cum butter today!
Cum Butter by Aphrodite_Eve October 29, 2025

Butter Cum 

The sweat between your ass and your balls.
I've been working out all day and need to shower off this smelly butter cum.
Butter Cum by WARDUKE June 22, 2010

nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich 

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!

Banana Butter-Cum Pie 

A Banana Butter-Cum Pie is a banana-creme pie with a dollop of whipped cum on it.
The other cadets all donated their sperm so we could all have Banana Butter-Cum Pie for dessert.
Banana Butter-Cum Pie by USAF Cadet January 31, 2021
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