Cukmp 

Its means can you kill me please

Bro the girl left me on read cukmp

Cukmp by Hahahaha.hehe March 2, 2020

ARUBIAN CUMPF 

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.

"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"

ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017

arubian cumpf 

The highest quality of cumpf

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!

arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017

Cumpany 

a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.

Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.

Cumpany by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020

cumpig

Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)

Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!

cumpig by chomong June 18, 2020

Cumpire 

Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.

Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..

Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Cumpits 

Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.

We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!

Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011