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ARUBIAN CUMPF 

The HIGHEST quality sock fabric created by man. Made in the country of Arubia and derived from the extremely rare cumpf plant.
"Oh man these Markiplier™ socks are so nice I can feel the ARUBIAN CUMPF!"
ARUBIAN CUMPF by x_janae_x April 29, 2017
Related Words
Cukmp cump Cumpire cumpster cumpig cumping cumpoo cumpet Cumplé cumpop

arubian cumpf 

Wow! This Markiplier merch is 100% arubian cumpf!
arubian cumpf by Dankri April 29, 2017
a word which only cool people use to describe sperm banks.
Bro, i went to the Cumpany so i can donate my cum.
Cumpany by Anonymous L. February 25, 2020
Joanna Mahaffy aka ami emerson (she earned this nickname when she ate a cum omelette made from the ejaculate of 50+ dudes)
Look at that whore, she a total cumpig!
cumpig by chomong June 18, 2020
Similar to a vampire, instead of blood it needs cum to survive.
Oh no! The cumpire's are breaking into the sperm bank again..
Cumpire by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010
Displaying an abundant amount of deodorant under one's armpits to the effect of having creamy, clumpy, white underarms which can be mistaken for somebody shooting a load in your armpits.
We saw Seth changing in the locker room for gym class today when he took his shirt off he had a flagrant case of cumpits!
Cumpits by Phila_Bank$ March 21, 2011