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Cucksumerism
A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021
cucumbrance
The Jazz-fest crowd is always just a gawk of tourists – never the cucumbrance of coolsters you'd expect.
cucumbrance by ΔиłĦ☼иצ ߀₡ʞ July 8, 2012
Larry, your favourite cucumber
Larry, your favourite cucumber by xxxjerrysuxcoxndix69xxx July 27, 2016
Cuckshed
A noun; most predominately used to describe a cozy, usually small, structure that is assembled for the specific purpose of providing a cuck with shelter while a Chad is staying over at his house. This building is filled with fun objects and other amenities in order to entertain the cuck, so he will typically stay distracted until his wife is done getting plowed.
Person 1: Hey dude how was your weekend?
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.
Person 2: It was great. Chad came over to visit my wife early this time, so I got to spend a whole three days in the cuckshed.
Cuckshed by Poonslayer747 September 26, 2019
Greasy Cucumber
Greasy Cucumber by THE Greasy Cucumber February 18, 2017
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