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Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

Cuckface 

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.
Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."
Cuckface by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017

cucksucker 

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
cucksucker by July41944 July 31, 2009

Cuntsauce Dripping 

A vagina that is leaking fluid of any kind.
Your cuntsauce dripping is making me want to vomit. Thx?
Cuntsauce Dripping by Puckhaber April 12, 2010

the chineese whore cuksauce 

The act of a man putting duck sauce in a womens belly button then having sex with her and then pulling then shooting his load in her belly button with the duck sauce and then mixing it with you dick, then painting the women's face with it on your dick.
"Yo man, that girl is a slut. She made me give her "the chineese whore cuksauce" last night when we were drunk. What a whore.
the chineese whore cuksauce by Shimm September 17, 2008

cucksucker 

A cuckold that also sucks cock.
Damn! That cucksucker gives better head than his whorin' wife!
cucksucker by notenuf January 26, 2008