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Cucksumerism

A new, alienating form of consumerism where you purchase a product and send it to someone else to use instead of you.

Coined by the Youtubers 'Boy Boy' in a video where they explain why people buy Pokémon cards and pay Logan Paul to open them on their behalf.
A - "I just watched a 2 hour long twitchstream of a guy playing with my toys instead of me"
B - "Dude, that sounds like Cucksumerism..."
A - "I'm so very lonely"
Cucksumerism by Boy Boy Youtube September 16, 2021

Cuckface 

Descriptor pertaining to the awkward nature of Nu-male faces and expressions, especially in photography of both candid and premeditated respects.
Anon-chan: "Why do all Nu-males make this same dumbass smile, it's gay as hell."

Anon-kun: "I heard it's called cuckface."

Anon-senpai: "They look extremely neurotic and anxious behind those fake smiles. You can see it in their eyes: it's all a show. This upbeat, spontaneous facade they put up is so forced and dishonest."
Cuckface by ThatArseClownInTheCorner December 23, 2017

cucksucker 

A husband who either willingly or through humiliating coercion licks and sucks the cock of his wife's lover, immediately after he's watched them fuck, and her lover has shot his sperm inside her. The submissive act may also be preceded or followed by the husband's performing oral sex on his wife and consuming her lover's semen.
Mike was so excited by witnessing his wife Bonnie mate with Gary and experience multiple orgasms from his big cock, he enthusiastically licked and sucked Gary's cock clean afterwards. Mike had given in to becoming a shameless and depraved cucksucker.

When Bonnie realized her husband was a complete pussy-whipped wimp, she began bringing lovers home to fuck in their marriage bed. When Mike passively tolerated it, Bonnie and her more aggressive lovers began forcing Mike to watch, then to clean up the spermy mess they made of each other afterwards. Of course Mike was forced to clean up with his mouth, and became his wife's sperm-filled cunt eater and her lovers' cunt-covered cucksucker.
cucksucker by July41944 July 31, 2009

Cuntsauce Dripping 

A vagina that is leaking fluid of any kind.
Your cuntsauce dripping is making me want to vomit. Thx?
Cuntsauce Dripping by Puckhaber April 12, 2010

the chineese whore cuksauce 

The act of a man putting duck sauce in a womens belly button then having sex with her and then pulling then shooting his load in her belly button with the duck sauce and then mixing it with you dick, then painting the women's face with it on your dick.
"Yo man, that girl is a slut. She made me give her "the chineese whore cuksauce" last night when we were drunk. What a whore.

the chineese whore cuksauce by Shimm September 17, 2008

cucksucker 

A cuckold that also sucks cock.
Damn! That cucksucker gives better head than his whorin' wife!
cucksucker by notenuf January 26, 2008
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Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026

You met me at a very Chinese time in my life

A moment in time where you feel distinctly Chinese over all other things.
Dante: "I wish I could be Nigerian, but I can't because I'm Chinese. You met me at a very Chinese time in my life."
Word of the Day on September 25, 2026
Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
Word of the Day on September 24, 2026
A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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