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Cuck Blanket 

When your girl steals the blanket you bring and then proceeds to cuddle with other men with it in the same god damn room, five feet away from you. You are then forced to use the blanket that same night in order to not freeze to death in the basement.
A: Did you hear what happened to James last weekend?

B: No what happened?

A: James's date, Cathy, took his blanket and cuddled with four dudes in it the night of their date. He had to watch as well.

B: I can't believe he still hasn't burnt that cuck blanket from Saturday night.
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Cockblanket. 

Synonym for Asshat
Also, a great comeback to asshat.
Frenemy: You are an asshat
Me: You are a cockblanket.
Cockblanket. by Makeawishingwell August 17, 2010

Shackteâu

A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2 million.
Shackteâu by ez-dog June 4, 2026
Word of the Day on June 5, 2026
Sonion comes from a GIF that is a mix of the word son and onion ( if you use this slang you like dih)
Man 1 says "I drank last night I need a break" Man 2 "Sonion"
Sonion by popularloner67 March 11, 2026
Word of the Day on June 4, 2026

breatharian 

One whos diet consists of air, light, and prana, with a possible sip of water now and then.
The breatharian has air, light, and prana for food.
breatharian by leena gabor November 8, 2005
Word of the Day on June 3, 2026

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026