Phrase that is a euphemism for someone controlling, brainwashing or having some type of powerfulinfluence over another person. Phrase can be either stated in a jokingly manner or dead serious.
Ever since Johnny began seeing Betsy, a master manipulator, he had become a different person. He became very distant and standoffish towards all of his friends. I believe old girl done went and hooked the cables to our poor dumb friend. I guess the power of pussy is a real thing.
Time Warner Cable is the embodiment of AIDS, ebola, mad cow disease, the nanjing rapes, the holocaust, and every venereal disease known to mankind. It is the most satanic internet service provider in existence and its sole purpose is to FUCK you in the ASS until you cry from the incessant packet loss that they refuse to fix because they're greedy bitches that only want your money.
Fuck Time Warner Cable, bunch of assholes. I have so shitty of an internet connection that I think by comparison getting pegged by a chainsaw would feel better than suffering through this shit.
An electrical cable with a wall plug on one end and exposed wires on the other. Called a death cable because if you touch the exposed wires the electricity will kill you.
John: "Did you hear about Henry? He made a deathcable, touched it, and died."
Sam: "What an idiot."
The group of sophisticated intellectuals that believe the earth is neither flat nor round, but Cubed. They are known individually as Cube Earthers.
Some believe that all of our countries are located on different faces of the Cube. Others hypothesise that the "Earth" as we know it is only one of six flat sides, and there are five other versions of Earth that are being hidden from us.
Religious hoes believe that the earth is only 6000 years old, most of the world believe it is Billions of years old.