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crystelle 

Crystelle is a loyal woman. She is kind but if you test her or annoy her she will be pressed. Crystelle can be silly and she can sometimes be sensitive. She is very anti-social but she can make you laugh all the time. When you are down Crystelle will be there to cheer you up and make you laugh. Crystelle is pretty and has a great personality. If you ever do something to hurt her she will never forgive you. Crystelle does not like hoes, thots, and homie hoppers. If you ever become friends with a Crystelle make sure to never let go of that person because you will regret letting go.
Crystelle is a great person and you should never let go over her
crystelle by Crystelle June 11, 2019
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crystelle 

Crystelle Wehbe is just one ordinary person trying to find love. He personality is open ended and is one way to make others laugh. Crystelle is often afraid of birds. Especially when she walks outside to do laundry and sees a couple of birds.
She is such a Crystelle Wehbe
crystelle by Iamjoseph April 27, 2017

Crystelle 

A big asshole that will steal your man from you watch out 👀
Rishi being such a crystelle right now
Crystelle by Suckadixkkjj July 22, 2019

Dirty Crystelle 

when a girl uses a ball of any type to shove up her ass and shit it out in her partners mouth
The Dirty Crystelle is a move that really gets me turned on!
Dirty Crystelle by xxpeachesxx April 16, 2020

Christelle 

the prettiest and most down-to-earth girl you will ever meet. she is trustworthy, sweet, really smart, and will always make you smile whenever you feel down..she puts everyone else above herself cuz she cares that much! really assbad (badass) and so cool and a great friend. most of her best friends think of her as "retarded" but everyone is (in their own way) :) loves to party. daring. charming. seriously good kisser, really nice, u should get to know her!
i wish i was Christelle!

damn! Christelle is hot!
Christelle by anonymous1211 March 12, 2010

Criswelled 

The act of attempting to buy a reasonable amount of beer or liquor for a person or group of people but then purchasing more then intended due to only spending a little more money
Leslie went to the liquor store to buy a six pack of beer but upon arriving noticed a 12 pack for only $3 more. She left with the 12 pack, she was criswelled.
Criswelled by aslcihsuslaze April 23, 2011

Krystelle 

Krystelle's are obviously unique by the way their name is spelt. They are absolutely beautiful and they need someone to tell them. Krystelle's usually go for the good guys but all guys want her. They are nerdy, funny, weird, awesome, cool and probably the best people you will ever meet.
Man that krystelle chick is jaw dropping.
I know right.
Krystelle by Theawesomeone85 June 28, 2016
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