Crystallyn 

Crystallyn is another word for big ass forehead. Thats it nothing else. Well they are retarded and tend to have a very low level of explaining things, so dont worry if you cant understand their bullshit. Its not you it them.

Have you seen the movie Crystallyn?

*which one?

The one with a weird looking big forehead main character with a blue skin tone.

*oh you mean Mega mind?

Yeah… I guess. Same shit.

Crystallyn by Uneven titties glazed with soy May 12, 2022

Cristalyn 

Fun, loving and don't really care what people say. Loyal beyond the Earth and loves food.Crazy enough to cut your dick off and go to the hospital with you. Minds her own business and don't fuck with fake ass hoes. When she don't with you it's over no going back. Love sum Hated by many. Shy ,and freaky when you the right one. She strong and smart. Math and science are her main subjects.She is the definition of petty.

Cristalyn is a pretty person.

Cristalyn by 😂😘 February 3, 2019

Crystalyn 

shes an all around amazing girl. shes super smart and nice. she always helps you first and she'll worry about herself later. she has a smile that could light up the darkest tunnel. a laugh that makes you smile. she has eyes that mezmerize you and she has a body but swears she dont. shes one of a kind and absolutely beautiful. all the girls hate her cuz all the guys love her, but she swears like shes so ugly. she deserves a slap for saying anything bad about her self because shes fucking perfect. and any guy that passes her up (louis aka the guy she is in LOVE with) is the biggest idiot ever. no one ever thinks of talking shit about her because as sweet as she is she aint affraid to kick some ass. dont even think of messing with her family cuz the next thing you know ur laying on the groung wondering what the hell happened?!?!

albert: dude whos that girl that just walked by?
louis: thats Crystalyn
albert: does she have a man?
louis: she dont. she used to like me too but i dont like her
albert: dont talk to me no more
louis: what?!? why?!?
albert: you just passed up Crystalyn! you dont get dumber than that

Crystalyn by the grl u cant get enough of! September 21, 2011

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

crystallized 

"Messed up" from drinking too much.

When someone is way more drunk than the crowd or group he/she is with.

They have 'crystal eyes' (...shiny/wet from inebriation) ...probably won't remember anything the next day.

When she arrived, she was an hour late and already crystallized.

crystallized by laxuo June 29, 2011

Crystalann 

Crystalann is a girl that speaks her mind the kind of girl you will never forget she is fun and loving when you get to know her she has beautiful long black sometimes brown hair and the most exquisite brown eyes that are oh so beautiful she is the kind of person you wanna marry and have kids with one of the best kisser ever best sex you've ever had she will accept you for who you are and make you feel wanted until you say something rude or piss her off then you will have hell to pay

Friend: Why are you so happy

Guy: I married Crystalann

Crystalann by Chancegahabe November 11, 2013