Crystal V

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An extreme 2x4. Biggest bitch you'll ever meet. Probably not someone who you can rely on. She's a stuck up bitch who would most likely refer to herself as queen, when in reailty, she's a slutty ass ugly bitch who cant stay off her knees and has nothing better to do with her life except annoy the hell out of other people

Wow, that bitch is a Crystal V. Throw eggs at her!

Crystal V by Smashed eggs October 18, 2008

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Crystal Villicana

Why are you looking up her name? Date her already wth? Damn does everything need a sign

Crystal Villicana is just the best. Period.

Crystal Villicana by Jeff067 September 17, 2019

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crystal visions

A way to describe a hot hippie or free spirit.

Dang, Amanda got those crystal visions.

crystal visions by Somevelevetmorning October 15, 2017

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Crystal vaz

Fat ass

Crystal Vaz. Really huge big girl

Crystal vaz by Alfread December 24, 2016

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crystal velazquez

She’s the most amazing girl you will ever meet. You could never find anyone better to be with in your life. Crystal loves to cook and dreams of becoming a chef in the future. Also she is the sports type either, she more of the artsy person in life.

I can’t belive Crystal Velazquez is that amazing.

crystal velazquez by Bsalaz February 16, 2018

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crystal clear virgin

someone who has never had his/her genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner.

"hey! im a crystal clear virgin! ive never had my genatalia groped, touched, played with, etc. by a partner!"

crystal clear virgin by guccimane23 November 21, 2009

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Virgil and Crystal

Means them being too weird fucks, bothering their friends on roblox...

YOO, Have you seen Virgil and Crystal, they were killin' cassie

Virgil and Crystal by Underaged kiddos May 15, 2019

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Witch Bath

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.

She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.

Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction

That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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