Crystal King 

The most amazing orgasmicly lovely girl u will ever meet, easy to fall in love with her for all of her characteristics inside and out, beautiful long brunette hair with big hazel eyes that change colors, shes very kind and loving not to mention to nice for her own good if u marry her you'll be the happiest man alive for the rest of your life. she loves animals and most of everything she could be your best friend or your worst enemy. shes very addicting u find yourself always wanting to be with her.

Damn i just met the most amazing girl ever, her names crystal king

Crystal King by Skiess October 21, 2010

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck 

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck by Nard Master February 27, 2017

crystalling 

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

Crystalling 

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020