Crystal King

The most amazing orgasmicly lovely girl u will ever meet, easy to fall in love with her for all of her characteristics inside and out, beautiful long brunette hair with big hazel eyes that change colors, shes very kind and loving not to mention to nice for her own good if u marry her you'll be the happiest man alive for the rest of your life. she loves animals and most of everything she could be your best friend or your worst enemy. shes very addicting u find yourself always wanting to be with her.

Damn i just met the most amazing girl ever, her names crystal king

Crystal King by Skiess October 21, 2010

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Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck

When you're skullfucking a girl so hard that it starts to elongate the back of her head causing her to look like she's from the worst Indiana Jones movie.

Joe: Dude what's wrong with Sarah's head?
Matt: I Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfucked her last night
*high five*

Kingdom of the Crystal Skullfuck by Nard Master February 27, 2017

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crystalling

Pronounced “Cris-stall-ing”, this word means to delay giving birth. Your feet look like sausages, walking turned into waddling, strangers give you sympathetic looks, and friends can’t believe you are still pregnant. Yet you are stalling as if you can drag this on forever...give birth already!!!

Lady #1: Did Crystal have dat baby girl yet?

Lady #2: No, she be Crystalling all week!
Lady #1: Dang girl, it gunna be like 12 pounds at dis rate!

crystalling by Poway Guy May 22, 2018

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Crystalling

When a girl named Crystal doesn't respond to your messages in a timely manner (sometimes years). Leaving you to drive yourself nuts second-guessing everything you just said, or realizing that you never meant that much to her to begin with.

What about your breast friend Crystal?
She's Crystalling me after I made that Dad joke/pun meme years ago.
What gives?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Crystalling by Chr1sDalt0n October 21, 2020

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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