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take a crosby
A restroom break, usually 15 minutes or more, in which an employee takes a long, leisurely shit, relishing the fact that it is on company time and he is being paid for it.
"Have you seen Corey? We need to get these orders out today." "He's in the bathroom, taking a crosby."
Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.
Man, I am sick of working for this company. Time to go take a crosby.
take a crosby by Muscoffo August 15, 2015
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robbin crosby
robbin crosby by mick anarchy November 28, 2007
Crosby Shots
The Canada-wide practice of taking a shot (drink of choice) whenever Sidney Crosby scores a goal for Team Canada during any international event.
While the date of invention is unknown, it is said to have been popularized in the Vancouver-area during the 2010 Winter Olympics.
While the date of invention is unknown, it is said to have been popularized in the Vancouver-area during the 2010 Winter Olympics.
After Sid scored the Golden Goal, the staff went around the bar with a tray full of celebratory Crosby Shots.
Crosby Shots by Sergio Rockefeller December 17, 2010
Crosbying
The act of kicking one leg out in the air, throwing your fists out in the air and doing a pelvic thrust, while yelling "Fuck Yeah."
Demonstrated by Sidney Crosby when he returned November 21, 2011 and scored his first goal.
Demonstrated by Sidney Crosby when he returned November 21, 2011 and scored his first goal.
Crosbying by PensFan8787 November 22, 2011
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