Crypt Dick

When your penis is very cold.

"Dude, i got crypt dick bad, chillin my leg!"

by Squishit June 29, 2018

crypdick

A coalescence of 'cryptic' and 'dick'

Cryp- mixed messages;lies
Dick- Thinks with his-;Is a-

A crypdick may also be one or any number of the following: playa,gimp,wannabe,manwhore,waste of perfectly good space

Get rid.

"That crypdick ain't worth your time"

by Joasia April 15, 2007

Cryptick

1st real Spam King (¥ king) of newgrounds, also one of the mainheads of the SC

Cryptick is the spam king!

by _ December 13, 2004

Cryptodickbutt

a cryptodickbutt is what u get in prison when they find out u evaded token taxes

Jailmate 1: “Who’s the new guy”

Jailmate 2: “I don’t know, I heard he didn’t pay any taxes on his crypto”

Jailmate 1: “Let’s cryptodickbutt him”

by Gablp December 28, 2021

Cryptdick

A Penis covered with any blue substances, or a blue Penis.

So I was sippin dat blueberry slushie, pissin me off!! Anyways, I spilt some of dat shit on my dick and it got real blue. My bitch looks all confused and shit and I'm like "bitch, dats just my cryptdick."

by andmch January 27, 2010

Cryptdick

someone who whines and complains about life being unfair, and uses name-calling to justify their immature behavior against freedom of speech, thinking only their views matter and ends the conversation with negative feedback instead of finding a rational solution.

That person is such a cryptdick; because I'm not allowed to state my views on what is morally appropriate, and that person just puts a k to the conversation with name calling to avoid a point being made.

by Gee smoke June 13, 2025