A woman that presents an initial impression of class, virtue, intelligence, etc., but whose interests and behaviors are really more in tune with those of a skank.

Matt: How did it go with that chick you met at that art show?
John: Dude. She turned out to be a cryptoskank. Over lunch she told some stories about times she "was so drunk" and then at one point her phone started playing Black Eyed Peas and she starts dancing, club-style. It was pretty fucking embarassing. So I said look, I don't think this is going to work out, and I dropped her off at a mall.
Matt: I hear ya.

cryptoskank by AdamX July 4, 2007

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cryptosis

a non-life-threatening disease that is caused by cryptocurrency hype, symptoms include constant talking, reading, and listening to info regarding cryptocurrencies usually accompanied by purchasing bitcoin or altcoins

Yo dawg, I haven't done shizz all day. Cryptosis got me on lock.

cryptosis by TrilliamShakespeare December 9, 2017

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cryptosporidium

A major water related infection, Parasitic Disease

This man is suffering from cryptosporidiosis

cryptosporidium by Mike Doyer January 26, 2004

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Crypdoku

A Crypdoku is a type of Sudoku puzzle in which the numbers encrypt a hidden message of up to 9 characters.

The Crypdoku puzzle style was invented on 14 February 2006 as a variation of the Sudoku puzzle that has swept the world.

Crypdoku by Gregory V. Richardson February 17, 2006

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