cryptosexual

Someone who is primarily attracted to, or has sex with mythological creatures or other unknown beings. (From the word cryptozoology)

Consensual sex with Bigfoot
would make you a cryptosexual.

by deltoru March 12, 2008

Cryptosexual

An individual who spends hours a day in front of a crypto currency charts. Uses every social opportunity to bore everybody to death with crypto talk.

"Did you hear John at lunch earlier?" "I know, he's such a cryptosexual, he couldn't shut up about his stupid IOTAs and Litecoins"

by Z12f December 13, 2017

Cryosexual

To have extreme sexual fantasies within very cold places.

Michael: Dude, if we're gonna have sex here, take me to the meat locker.

Girlfriend: Its extremely cold though!

Michael: It's okay, I'm Cryosexual.

by Choi Hyunki June 18, 2011

Crustosexuality

The state of being sexually attracted to the crust of bread, pizza or anything else that might have a crust.

That crust really turned me on, I must have "crustosexuality"

by Sellika September 30, 2021

Cryosexual

Cryosexual (noun): A person who does not have a sex life, whether due to lack of interest, lack of opportunity, or personal choice. Being cryosexual may imply a prolonged or indefinite period of sexual inactivity. Often used humorously or self-deprecatingly. Not necessarily the same as asexual.

"After three years of focusing on work and gaming, he jokingly called himself a cryosexual."

by Jeradel June 29, 2025