Cruzin' 

The act of intentionally pissing you own pants because you like the warm feeling when it dribbles down your leg. Named after Senator Ted Cruz due to his affinity to pissing his own pants to feel the warmth dribbling down his cold reptilian body

I've got my double big gulp so I can keep Cruzin' all night long

Cruzin' by Secret Guest March 10, 2023

Cruzin 

Going with the flow

What you up 2? juST cruzin

Cruzin by G-P-P January 1, 2009

Cruzin’

Fleeing a winter storm for a warmer climate. Based on Ted Cruz, elected Representative from Texas who fled his home state multiple years when a large storm was expected.

Ted Cruz is Cruzin’ out of Texas again this winter because there’s a storm coming.

Cruzin’ by Not_Yours January 23, 2026

Cruzin With Steak 

The act of trolling the seedier side of town looking for new meat.

Guy #1: What do you wanna do tonite?
Guy #1’s boyfriend: I guess we could go Cruzin With Steak if you want to.
Guy #1: Yeah ok but this time it’s your turn to clean up the jizz.

Cruzin With Steak by Mr.Bowel October 26, 2017

Country Cruzin 

When you drive around the country side drinkin and drivin because you have no where to chill and drink legaly.

All the females in brazzle dazzle go country cruzin because they are 16 but still do-able.

Country Cruzin by Coby March 1, 2003

fled cruzin 

someone leaves their responsibly for some else to perform! Something someone one does
to escape their assigned duty.

So, the politicians that left Texas to avoid their duty during the ice storm, were actually fled cruzin!

fled cruzin by drteebro February 25, 2021

Ted Cruzin

Leaving your responsibilities for a sandy beach or tropical location during a disaster or tragic event.

I am about to be Ted Cruzin out of here. People are asking me to do stuff.

Ted Cruzin by Catch7 February 18, 2021