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Cruyff is a term used for a vagina fart
Cruyff in my face
cruyff by jdbaker2005 June 27, 2017
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Cruyff’s Chieff

Football Twitter’s greatest ever legend and their one true savior, known for bodying apes and elite opinions. He is the biggest Barcelona fan and Cruyff Stan on that bird app. He is also great pals with the Subway Twitter admin. He is the undisputed Greatest of All Time.
Mike is such a Cruyff’s Chieff, he does so much for the community.
Cruyff’s Chieff by xxlabe September 18, 2020

Cruffleaupop 

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg
Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!
Cruffleaupop by T2dak March 14, 2019

cruffatin 

A word of unknown origin ingeniously used in the hip-hop song "Witness" (artist: Roots Manuva) - referring to a man-made hidden meaning, probably a South London word-mix of prophet and crocheting. Meaning: to make up a vision of the future and tell people about it without revealing everything at once by only feeding them encrypted information.
He's sickly cryptic / Spitting the code
And most proud to present that cruffatin mode
cruffatin by gromek August 14, 2007
Remember Cruffle? Oh yeah he’s the one that betrayed me.
Cruffle by Cruffle stan August 13, 2020

Cruffled 

If your mic starts to sound robotic or crumbly, it is going Cruffled!
Me: Hello

Friend:Hey, How r u?

Me: Wait a second your mic is going a bit Cruffled!
Cruffled by Hazza K August 15, 2012
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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