cruyff

The greatest dutch footballer of all time. He was not only one of the greatest players but also one of the most tactically gifted managers. He brought Total football to barca and made it one of the best teams in the world in the 90's.His spirit lives on forever

That's a cruyff turn , tough to counter that.

by mikewoz July 12, 2021

cruyff

Cruyff is a term used for a vagina fart

Cruyff in my face

by jdbaker2005 June 27, 2017

Cruyff’s Chieff

Football Twitter’s greatest ever legend and their one true savior, known for bodying apes and elite opinions. He is the biggest Barcelona fan and Cruyff Stan on that bird app. He is also great pals with the Subway Twitter admin. He is the undisputed Greatest of All Time.

Mike is such a Cruyff’s Chieff, he does so much for the community.

by xxlabe September 18, 2020

Cruffleaupop

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg

Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!

by T2dak March 14, 2019

cruffatin

A word of unknown origin ingeniously used in the hip-hop song "Witness" (artist: Roots Manuva) - referring to a man-made hidden meaning, probably a South London word-mix of prophet and crocheting. Meaning: to make up a vision of the future and tell people about it without revealing everything at once by only feeding them encrypted information.

He's sickly cryptic / Spitting the code
And most proud to present that cruffatin mode

by gromek August 14, 2007

Cruffle

A backstabbing bitch.

Remember Cruffle? Oh yeah he’s the one that betrayed me.

by Cruffle stan August 13, 2020

Cruffled

If your mic starts to sound robotic or crumbly, it is going Cruffled!

Me: Hello

Friend:Hey, How r u?

Me: Wait a second your mic is going a bit Cruffled!

by Hazza K August 15, 2012