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Cruyff is a term used for a vagina fart
Cruyff in my face
cruyff by jdbaker2005 June 27, 2017
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Cruyff’s Chieff

Football Twitter’s greatest ever legend and their one true savior, known for bodying apes and elite opinions. He is the biggest Barcelona fan and Cruyff Stan on that bird app. He is also great pals with the Subway Twitter admin. He is the undisputed Greatest of All Time.
Mike is such a Cruyff’s Chieff, he does so much for the community.
Cruyff’s Chieff by xxlabe September 18, 2020

Cruffleaupop 

The feeling of satisfaction from peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg.

Verb: the act of peeling a large piece of eggshell from a boiled egg
Man, peeling a boiled egg can be so frustrating as the shell comes off in tiny little pieces but sometimes, you get a really big piece and it just feels amazing, like cruffleaupop!
Cruffleaupop by T2dak March 14, 2019

cruffatin 

A word of unknown origin ingeniously used in the hip-hop song "Witness" (artist: Roots Manuva) - referring to a man-made hidden meaning, probably a South London word-mix of prophet and crocheting. Meaning: to make up a vision of the future and tell people about it without revealing everything at once by only feeding them encrypted information.
He's sickly cryptic / Spitting the code
And most proud to present that cruffatin mode
cruffatin by gromek August 14, 2007
Remember Cruffle? Oh yeah he’s the one that betrayed me.
Cruffle by Cruffle stan August 13, 2020

Cruffled 

If your mic starts to sound robotic or crumbly, it is going Cruffled!
Me: Hello

Friend:Hey, How r u?

Me: Wait a second your mic is going a bit Cruffled!
Cruffled by Hazza K August 15, 2012